Comments on: That’s Too Funny! A Quote-Worthy Giveaway

By: My Quotable Kid Winners! | Spilt Milk Moms

My Quotable Kid Winners! | Spilt Milk Moms — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:07:05 +0000

[...] musings. We had a great time reading them, and in case you missed this one, check out the entries here (my favourites: the kid who’s bum ‘threw up’ and the one wanting to know where [...]

By: Brea's Mommy

Brea's Mommy — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:49:11 +0000

This one just happened. I am a Scentsy Rep and I asked Brea if she was a Scentsy baby she said “I not a Scentsy Baby” looked down and said ” I not have any clothes on” She has a shirt that says Scentsy Baby I guess that is the only time she is a Scentsy Baby!

By: Brea's Mommy

Brea's Mommy — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 02:12:51 +0000

Brea who is 2 1/2 years old was getting ready to eat applesauce and she had a tablespoon she said “it’s too big. It’s big like mommy!”

Occasionally I paint Brea’s fingernails. Today she looked down and noticed that her polish was gone she said “Oh no! I not a princess anymore!”

By: Vanessa

Vanessa — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 22:43:45 +0000

My little girl once told her dad and I that God must have put the moon in the sky just for her? So sweet!

By: ChrisF

ChrisF — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:51:49 +0000

oh trea that is so funny….

By: Trea

Trea — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 21:25:39 +0000

Don’t worry, I’m not entering my own giveaway, but I had to share this story about Oliver (my two and a half year old).

The other day I asked him, “Oliver, how did you get to be so cute?” He answered, “I’m not cute, Mama!” So I said, “Okay then, how did you get to be so adorable?” “I’m not a horrible! I’m cute!”, he yelled. A laugh a day around here, a laugh a day. At least.

By: Jo

Jo — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:49:57 +0000

whenever my three year old doesn’t get her way, she says please over and over, thinking she’s so cute
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By: Jo

Jo — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:49:16 +0000

When my parents babysit and my mother gets on my three year olds nerves she tells my Mom, “You be quiet” or “Stay here” and then goes and plays in another room
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By: Jo

Jo — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 20:48:17 +0000

My 4 year old adds the word “actually” as much as she can, such as “Actually Mom, I would like to wear my other shoes” Or “Actually, I don’t want to play with you anymore
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By: Kendyl

Kendyl — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:51:52 +0000

My story is actually about me. It’s my mom’s favorite to tell (and tell and tell and tell).

I went to a religious school for kindergarten and we were learning about prayer. My teacher said that you didn’t always have to pray at church and asked for examples of other places people could pray. After a few other suggestions were offered, I raised my hand and said my dad prays in the car. My teacher asked me to explain and I said that whenever we drove home over the Golden Gate Bridge my dad would say “Thank God we live in Marin! Thank God we don’t live in San Francisco!” My dad is so NOT a city person!

My own son is just starting to talk so I don’t have any great quotes from him yet, but I know they will be coming and I’d love to have this journal to record them!

By: Lo

Lo — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 03:04:09 +0000

I love when my son announces what he wants to do using the song “Let’s Go FLy A Kite” from Mary Poppins, e.g, “Let’s go change a diaper.”

By: Sarah M.

Sarah M. — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 04:23:23 +0000

we’re learning manners around here. please. thank you. no thank you…

we were eating dinner the other night and my daughter kept sneakily dipping her finger in her ketchup. my husband was sitting by her and trying to sneak a peek at her out of the corner of his eye and kept telling her to stop, that it was yucky. she reached over and swiftly pushed his cheek the other way and said “turn your face daddy!” and so he did. and she quickly replied. “thank you so much daddy!”

By: Dana Savage

Dana Savage — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 18:13:08 +0000

Here are a few more stories from my sister in law……

My niece was asked to turn off the light in the kitchen and instead of getting a chair to stand on, she was able to turn them off. Her dad turned to her and said “Hey, you are getting taller”. She replied with “No daddy, I was tipping toes.”

One day my niece was drawing a picture. She drew two circle with a line down the middle of them. She showed it to her mom and said “Mommy this is a bum.”

By: Chris Fortin

Chris Fortin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:05:30 +0000

i am laughing so hard i am crying, man kids are hialrious!!!!

By: Tracy Guenther

Tracy Guenther — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 05:40:17 +0000

And now for the boobs..

I went into my room to put my bra on in the morning. My daughter turned the corner and saw me putting it on. She asked me “mommy, do you have an owie on your boobies?” She thought my bra was a bandaid. lol